Hymn # 365

[Neal Varrette]

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to!! If this brightened your day don't let it stop here pass it on with a smile keep spreading the Cheer. See you at the river.